i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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