I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
