i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
