these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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