she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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