4 words: hood of his car
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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