She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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