if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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