dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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