I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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