i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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