Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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