return my video game
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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