Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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