my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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