You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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