All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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