The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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