I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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