Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Tornado booty call.. dedication
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
