My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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