I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Randomize
