im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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