He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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