Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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