I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
