Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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