yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
