We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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