just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
she smelled like a LAN party
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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