I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
