He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
