Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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