I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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