You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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