The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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