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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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