Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Everything about him screamed your future.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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