No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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