love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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