My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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