"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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