How'd it feel making her break her religion?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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