He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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