last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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