So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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