Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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