No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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