Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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