Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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