i think i have herpe
just one?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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