how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
