apparently the secret to your success is patron
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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