Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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