is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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