so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
The feeling are messing with the penis
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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