What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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