he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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