Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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